COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

Reblogged from snitch, please™
  • Me: *calls u a nerd*
  • Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*
Reblogged from thesacredsix

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

Reblogged from thesacredsix
Tags: me

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

Reblogged from Crestani

Anonymous said: I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL MARCO ACTUALLY FUCKS JEAN IN LAD HOLY SHIT

textsfromjeanmarco:

yolownly:

mm yeah same
im going to bed, but in the meantime, i want yall to imagine jean and marco’s excitement when they both realize they’re thirstin hard for each other and they’re so eager that they both get tangled up and fall out of bed together
and then imagine marco bouncing on jean’s cock on the floor

Reblogged from Texts from JeanMarco
Tags: best jeanmarco

tateyarna-ayano:

finDING GOOD QUALITY STUFF FOR SUPER CHEA P

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Reblogged from thesacredsix

badman300:

"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment

Reblogged from 4princeman
mizukisdick:


Is this or Ren can fly

mizukisdick:

Is this or Ren can fly

Tags: dmmd

sniffing:

i hate parents that treat their kids like shit and then have the audacity to ask for respect

Reblogged from Temerarious Pugilist